The Lesbian Boxer Song

from The Somethin' Family Album by Neil Conway

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The Lesbian Boxer Song

I could tell by the way she looked at me
that she was a bit pissed off
It really became obvious
when she hit me with a rock
But you know that I still love her
even though I lost an eye
I'm sure I need her lovin'
but I ain't too damned sure why

Someone call the doctor
I'm in love with a lesbian boxer
and she bruises up my body
when I follow her around
She says that I'm an asshole
and I can't say that she's wrong
But I hope I get some action
for writing her this song

She said back off you loser
get away from me real fast
I've never been a quitter
so I gently squeezed her ass
But you know that I still love her
even though she hates my guts
My love for her grew stronger
when she kicked me in the shins


I said "now honey darlin'
don't you know that I'm your man?
If anyone can please you,
you've got to know I can."
But you know that I still love her
even though she turned and ran
There's something about women
that I just don't understand


from The Somethin' Family Album, released June 1, 2004


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