Behind The Curtains

from The Somethin' Family Album by Neil Conway

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Behind the Curtains

Everybody's got their secrets
We're all different behind the curtains
She's into whips and PVC
He dances naked to Kenny G
Well I've got a little secret
that's been a weighin' my conscience down
You may as well here it from me
word seems to be gettin' 'round

I'm secretly an internet porn star
I guess it's not such a secret anymore
Is anybody listening secretly a fan
That's OK, you can keep your secret
with your hand

Cyber slutface
You can do me virtually
Hope you've got lots of RAM
Cyber slutface
Grab your partner, do-see-do
Click that mouse and watch me go

I don't make too much money
I guess I'm in it for the attention
and I'd also like to mention
I've got a pretty good day job
It keeps me fed with a nice warm bed
I like guns, doughnuts and tea
I'm a tough titty RCM

but I'm secretly...


from The Somethin' Family Album, released June 1, 2004


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