Beautiful Vegan Girl

from Songs For Topical Use by Neil Conway

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Beautiful Vegan Girl

I love that vegetarian girl
she's my sweet potato pie,
the apple of my heart
avocado of my eye
my gluten duck ducky of joy
the woman of my whirl
Imagine this plain ol' country boy
with that beautiful vegan girl

Will I ever get her? Vegetarian girl
Will I ever get her into my world?
Would it be any better vegetarian vegetarian
vegetarian vegetarian?

I want that beautiful vegan girl
but I fear she's far too fickle
Like an expensive condiment
I'm in a mango of a pickle
The pathway to her artichoke
makes my heart grow gay
But if I don't stop eating meat
I may never get my way, so

I went downtown, bought some vegetables,
gumboed the gumption to call her up
So sophisticated and able
I'm all boc choyed and asparagussied up


from Songs For Topical Use, released October 22, 2013


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